Inga nyårslöften i år

"FACE IT. You WON'T keep your resolutions. How about a new approach for 2008? Watch this to start your New Year out right.


Working out, losing weight,
maybe using tanning spray,
becoming more attractive in general.

Reading more, watching less,
learning all the rules for chess,
becoming somewhat smarter in general.

Eating fish, not fingernails,
volunteer to save the whales,
becoming a better guy in general.

Saving more, spending less,
yes, I will wax my chest,
dating more girls in general.

But not this year.
No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They're actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions.
My future is clear, the future is near!

Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you.
Like eat at least one Value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet.
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!

Just face the fact you've always thought
those resolutions don't mean squat.
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat.
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts.
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!."